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Tuesday, December 4, 2007
Today's community reach.
How To Become A Lala
Over the past few years, a new trend has established itself quite well ... namely the 'Lala' trend ..
with that, i have decided to provide a few guidelines on how to become a Lala.
Step 1: Get yourself a Japanese nickname. - it is essential for all Lalas to have a nickname. Preferred to be Japanese or Hongkie. for start i have came up with a few options: a) takoyaki b) unagi c) bukkake d) hirosyima e) nagasaki
Step 2: Dye your hair. Any colour is suitable. Just make sure people notice it.
Step 3: Shop at sungai wang plaza over the weekend Get as much clothes u can afford. You should pay special attention to collared shirts and bell bottoms (for guys) as well as striped long socks(girls only)
Step 4: Listen to hongkie music Choose one out of the multiple choice bands or singers. Make them/him/her your favourite artist(s). (e.g. 5566, S.H.E, jay chou ... and so on)
Step 5: Create a friendster account. In that account, do not forget to include: -your japanese/hongkie nickname -pictures of u in your clothes that u purchased from sungai wang .. the more the better -pictures of your dyed hair -pictures of your fav artist(s) .. background will be a plus -finally, pictures of u with ur kaki's and add as much allies as possible.
Take this 5 steps and u will be on your way to become a Lala.
note: this post is not meant to insult anyone, its just an expression Any dissatisfaction pls call 1300kissmyass.